17 CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT CONSTITUENT
Dear Indivisible Rockland,
As the next round of town hall meetings approaches, just a modest request: please attend respectfully.
We know you hate Lawler. We know you hate Trump. That’s fine. Really.
Just skip the gotcha questions and the name-calling. Town halls aren’t Twitter with folding chairs. Ask a question, let it be answered, and resist the urge to turn every sentence into a performance.
I know some of your buddies in Minneapolis are busy turning protests into riots, but there’s really no need for a sequel here. Rockland doesn’t need to outdo anyone.
Emily—if you’re reading this, no sequel necessary. In fact, us Post Pals would actually dig chatting with you. Conversation beats chaos every time.
Feel free to email us. We listen to both sides. We know you’re atheist—but please, again, no Nazi images. No excuse for that. Ever.
Also, what’s with the constant cursing? Why do you guys say “f—” so much? At a certain age, maybe that word doesn’t work the way it used to anyway.
Housekeeping notes:
- We’re Jewish, so Nazi imagery is a hard no.
- Oxygen tanks and canes are fine—those are practical. Just don’t swing them.
- If most of the gray-haired crowd shows up at once, it may look like a snowstorm rolled through the room.
Relax. It might be Bridge Night at the library, and it’s nice you came out.
Don’t worry about Jello Night—it’s blueberry, not orange. Who even likes orange?
This isn’t a revolution. It’s a town hall. With folding chairs and a microphone that cuts out every 90 seconds.
And for the record: Postmen here are not Orwellian news. If you disagree, give us a call. We actually pick up.
If the Indivizzies can remain calm—inside voices, basic manners, letting people finish a sentence—it’s coffee on us.
Let’s keep it cool, keep it local, and keep it human. Shalom,